100 saal ka budda marne ke baad swarg pahuncha udhar ki ronak aur mast apsaraon ko dekh kar man hi man rote hue bola. budda: “ye sala ramdev baba ke chakkar mein na pada hota to sahi umar mein yahaan aa gaya hota“:d:d
Reaction of girls and boys when they see a couple. girl: “awww, they’re such a cute couple.” boys: “ye to itni mast dikhti hai, iss baglol (gadhe) se kaise set ho gayi.“
Santa:papa aaj meri girlfriend ki birhday he. use kya du..? papa:dekhne me kaisi hai? santa:mast hai.. papa:mera mobile number de de!
इतिहास गवाह है.कि आलार्म बंध करने के बाद जितनी मस्त नींद आती है,उतनी तो पुरी रात भर नहीं आतीGood morning,
Shaulid bejjati . . girls to boy in a college girl- tumhare pent ka chain khula hain. boy mast shayar k andaaz me. mera chain main sab ujda zaalim nazer hathale. barbaad ho rahe hai ji are apne shahar wale..
Who are boys...???Woh jo hell me bhi mile to kahe:-Abe shaitan ki beti dekhi...?? "mast dikhti hai yaar" smile.pngWho are girls...???Goes to heaven & say:- "wo pari ki nail polish dekhi" How cheap na...